New Job Interview Technique

* If they have taken the table apart,
-- put them in Engineering.

* If they are counting the butts in the ashtray,
-- assign them to Finance.

* If they are waving their arms and talking out loud,
-- send them to Consulting.

* If they are talking to the chairs,
-- Personnel is a good spot for them.

* If they are wearing green sunglasses and need a haircut,
-- Computer Information Systems is their niche.

* If the room has a sweaty odor,
-- perhaps they're destined for the Help Desk.

* If they mention what a good price we got for the table and chairs,
-- put them into Purchasing.

* If they mention that hardwood furniture DOES NOT come from rain forests,
-- Public Relations would suit them well.

* If they are sleeping,
-- they are Management material.

* If they are writing up the experience,
-- send them to the Technical Documents team.

* If they don't even look up when you enter the room,
-- assign them to Security.

* If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks,
-- send them to Marketing.