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Oscar WildeI am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly, but I don't see any chance of it at present.--- I shall never make a new friend in my life, though perhaps a few after I die. --- I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated His ability. --- Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. -- An Ideal Husband --- I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of enemies. --- What is the good of friendship if one cannot say exactly what one means? -- The Devoted Friend --- I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. -- The Picture of Dorian Gray --- Murder is always a mistake. ... One should never do anything one cannot talk about after diner. -- The Picture of Dorian Gray --- Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. -- An Ideal Husband --- I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. -- The Importance of Being Earnest --- We can have in life but one great experience at best, and the secret of life it to reproduce that experience as often as possible. -- The Picture of Dorian Gray --- In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it. -- Lady Windermere's Fan --- Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. --- Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- A Woman of No Importance ---
[When told that his medical bill would be a large one, he said:]
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