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Are You Feeling Old?The people who started college in the fall of 1998 were born in 1980.* The Iranian hostage crisis began before they were born. * MTV made it's debut the year they were born, as did the Sony Walkman. * "New Wave" is their *parents'* musical generation. * Cyndi Lauper, Boy George, the Pretenders, the Kinks, and the Sex Pistols are all old music they have heard of, if they have heard of it at all. * The concept of the BEATLES is just that -- a concept. They broke up 10 years before these guys were even born! * They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era. * They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged. * If they have heard the name "Oliver North," it was probably as a losing Congressional candidate, or perhaps in some obscure survey history text's reference, such as might be made to Huey Long or the Teapot Dome scandal. * "Black Monday, 1987" is as significant to them as the Great Depression. * Their world has always included AIDS. * Not having lived through the Disco Scare, they are able to romanticize the 1970s. * They see the TV show "Family Ties" as something middle-aged ladies watch. * They watched "Star Wars" years ago, when they were kids -- on video. * Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums and cassette audiotapes; they may have heard of an 8-track, but probably have never actually seen (or heard) one. * From their earliest days, a camera was something you used once and threw away. * As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 32 cents. * The oil crisis is history of which they probably know nothing -- and why anyone *wouldn't* buy a Suburban is beyond them. * Most of them have probably never seen a real nun, even if they attended Catholic schools. * Most of them have never seen and do not know how to use a rotary dial phone. * Few, if any, have lived without an answering machine or a VCR. * Few have used a TV set with only 13 channels. Many find it hard to even believe. * Some use the word "clickers" for "remote control," yet they do not know why they say it. * The expression "you sound like a broken record" means nothing to them. * They have never lived in a world that didn't know of personal computers. Have a nice day. You old coot.
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