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Dough Boy DiesDate: Saturday, February 01, 1997 3:40 PM
NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE NOTICENOTED DOUGH BOY DIES: Veteran Pilsbury spokesman: Pop N' Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The grave side was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded." Fresh rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven.
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