Programmer and the Frog

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for a whole week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you for a week and I'll sleep with you." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

The frog yelled to the man, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you for a MONTH and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally the frustrated frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a month and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool."